Sunday 30 August 2009

The Best Fall Gay TV Guide Ever!


Mad Men (AMC)

Bryan Batt and Christina Hendricks in Mad Men

Why It’s Gay: Gay characters Sal (played by out actor Bryan Batt) and Kurt (played by Edin Gali).

When It’s On: The third season premiered Sunday, August 16th. Future episodes will air Sundays at 10 PM (AMC).


Flipping Out (Bravo)

Why It’s Gay: Jeff, Ryan, and Jeff’s new hot gay assistant, Trace.

When It’s On: The show returned for its third season on August 17th. Future episodes will air Tuesdays at 10 PM (Bravo).


Top Chef (Bravo)

Top Chef's Ash Fulk

Why It’s Gay: A gay guy, Ash (and two lesbians) unpack their knives – but who knows for how long?

When It’s On: The show returned for its sixth season on August 19th. Future episodes will air Wednesdays at 9 PM (Bravo).


Project Runway (Lifetime)

Runway's Christopher Straub (left) and Johnny Sakalis

Why It’s Gay: Please.

When It’s On: The show returned for its sixth season on August 20th. Future episodes will on Thursdays at 10 PM on a new network: Lifetime, not Bravo.


The Rachel Zoe Project (Bravo)

Rachel Zoe and Brad Goreski

Why It’s Gay: Rachel’s gay assistant, Brad Goreski.

When It’s On: The show returned for its second season on Monday, August 24th. Future episodes will air Mondays at 10 PM (Bravo).


Greek (ABC Family)

Greek's Paul James (left) and Gregory Michael

Why It’s Gay: Gay frat brother Calvin!

When It’s On: The third season premieres on Monday, August 31st at 9 PM (ABC Family).


So You Think You Can Dance (Fox)

SYTYCD judges Nigel Lythgoe, Mary Murphy and Adam Shankman

Why It’s Gay: The American Same-Sex Ballroom World Champions audition and actually make it through to the semi-finals in Las Vegas.

When It’s On: The show returns for its sixth season on Wednesday, September 2nd at 8 PM (Fox).


The Lair (here! TV)

Why It’s Gay: Gay vampires!

When It’s On: The show returns for its third season on September 4th (here! TV).


Were the World Mine (Logo)

Why It’s Gay: It’s a musical about gay high school students!

When It’s On: September 7th at 10 PM (Logo).


Melrose Place (The CW)

Victor Webster

Why It’s Gay: A gay character, Caleb, played by smokin’ hot Victor Webster.

When It’s On: The show premieres Tuesday, September 8th at 9 PM (The CW).


America’s Next Top Model (The CW)

J. ALexander ("Miss J"), Tyra Banks and Jay Manuel

Why It’s Gay: Yup, at least one more gay model, J.

When It’s On: The show’s thirteenth season premieres Wednesday, September 9th at 8 PM (The CW).


Glee (Fox)

Chris Colfer (left) and the young cast of Glee

Why It’s Gay: A gay teen character, a couple of extremely hot leading men, lots of musical numbers, the hilarious (and out) Jane Lynch, and out creator Ryan Murphy. Plus, supporting roles for Kristin Chenoweth, Victor Garber, and Josh Groban. That gay enough for you?

When It’s On: After its post-American Idol premiere last spring, the show returns for its second episode on Wednesday, September 9th at 9 PM (Fox).


The Vampire Diaries (The CW)

Paul Wesley (left) and Ian Somerhalder

Why It’s Gay: There are no gay vampires, but the show is co-created by out writer Kevin Williamson (who also created Dawson’s Creek and the Scream movies, duh).

When It’s On: The show premieres on Thursday, September 10th at 8 PM (The CW).


Supernatural (The CW)

Supernatural's Jared Padalecki (left) and Jensen Ackles

Why It’s Gay: You’ve never heard of a little thing called Wincest?

When It’s On: The show returns for its fifth season on Thursday, September 10th at 9 PM (The CW).


Little Ashes (here! TV)

Javier Beltran (left) and Robert Pattinson

Why It’s Gay: Robert Pattinson plays quasi-gay.

When It’s On: The U.S. television premiere is September 11th (here! TV).


Cops (Fox)

Why It’s Gay: It’s not.

When It’s On: It returns for its fricking 22nd season on Saturday, September 12th at 8 PM (Fox).


Gossip Girl (The CW)

Connor Paolo as Gossip Girl's Eric van der Woodsen

Why It’s Gay: Gay brother Eric shows up once in a while.

When It’s On: Season 3 bows on September 14th at 9 PM (the CW)


The Beautiful Life (The CW)

The Beautiful Life cast

Why It’s Gay: Loosely based on Ashton Kutcher’s early career as a model, the main character is hit on by a nasty predatory gay owner of a modeling agency in the pilot. Meanwhile, star Ben Hollingsworth is extremely easy on the eyes.

When It’s On: The show premieres on Wednesday, September 16th at 9 PM (the CW).


The Office (NBC)

Oscar Nuñez, Kate Flannery and Jenna Fischer

Why It’s Gay: Oscar.

When It’s On: The show’s sixth season begins Thursday, September 17th at 9 PM (NBC).


Brothers & Sisters (ABC)

Matthew Rhys (left) and Luke Macfarlane

Why It’s Gay: Kevin, Scotty, Saul, Sally Field, etc.

When It’s On: The show returns for its fourth season on Sunday, September 27 at 10 PM (ABC).


2009 Primetime Emmy Awards (CBS)

Neil Patrick Harris

Why It’s Gay: Out gay host Neil Patrick Harris, reigning Master of the Universe.

When It’s On: The show airs September 20th at 8 PM (CBS).


How I Met Your Mother (CBS)

Wayne Brady and Neil Patrick Harris in HIMYM

Why It’s Gay: Because it stars Neil Patrick Harris as Barney. And they make lots of gay jokes. And Wayne Brady occasionally plays Barney’s gay brother.

When It’s On: The show returns September 21st at 8 PM (CBS).


Modern Family (ABC)

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet

Why It’s Gay: One of the families, played by The Class’s Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet (Dr. Benson in Girls Will Be Girls), is a gay couple who have just adopted a baby.

When It’s On: The show premieres Wednesday, September 23rd at 9 PM (ABC).


Mercy (NBC)

Guillermo Díaz in Mercy

Why It’s Gay: Out actor Guillermo Díaz (from Weeds) plays a gay male nurse.

When It’s On: The show premieres on Wednesday, September 23rd at 8 PM (NBC).


Smallville (The CW)

Tom Welling and Allison Mack in Smallville

Why It’s Gay: It’s the show that helped popularize the term “Hoyay”!

When It’s On: The show returns for its 50,000th season on Friday, September 25th at 8 PM (The CW).


Patrik 1,5 (here! TV)

Gustaf Skarsgård, Torkel Petersson and Thomas Ljungman in Patrik 1,5



Why It’s Gay: A gay couple thinks they’re adopting a child, age 1.5 years, but someone at the adoption agency got the decimal point wrong. Worse, the 15-year-old who shows up at their door turns out to be a big ol’ homophobe.

When It’s On: The U.S. television premiere is September 11th (here! TV).


Desperate Housewives (ABC)

Marcia Cross

Why It’s Gay: Mostly, it all boils down to Marcia Cross as Bree Van De Camp.

When It’s On: The sixth season begins Sunday, September 27th at 9 PM (ABC).


Trauma (NBC)

The cast of Trauma

Why It’s Gay: One of the leading characters, a paramedic, is gay.

When It’s On: The show premieres on Monday, September 28th at 9 PM (NBC).


The Decorating Adventures of Ambrose Price (Logo)

Ambrose Price

Why It’s Gay: The star of this Canadian reality show, a former design reality show winner, is openly gay.

When It’s On: The show premieres (with two episodes on the same night) Monday, October 5th at 10 PM (Logo).


Man Shops Globe (The Sundance Channel)

Keith Johnson

Why It’s Gay: The subject of the show, Keith Johnson, the “found objects buyer” for the high-end retailer Anthropologie, is an out gay man.

When It’s On: The show premieres at 9 PM on October 7th (The Sundance Channel).


Ugly Betty (ABC)

Becki Newton, Michael Urie and America Ferrara

Why It’s Gay: If you need to ask, you’ve never watched it.

When It’s On: The show returns for its fourth season on a new night, Friday, October 9th at 9 PM (ABC).


Southland (NBC)

Ben McKenzie (left) and Michael Cudlitz

Why It’s Gay: John Cooper, a gay cop played by Michael Cudlitz.

When It’s On: After its brief spring debut, the show returns opposite Ugly Betty on Friday, September 25th at 9 PM (NBC).


DILF Fever (Logo)

Charlie David (left) and Dan Payne in Mulligans

Why It’s Gay: You do know what a DILF is, don’t you?

When It’s On: Sunday, October 4th (Logo). (can’t confirm this)


Logo’s Fall Film Festival (TBS)

John Hurt as Quentin Crisp in An Englishman in New York

Why It’s Gay: They’re gay movies. Duh.

When It’s On: Sundays starting October 18th at 10 PM (Logo).


Alec Mapa: No Fats, Femmes, or Asians (Logo)

Alec Mapa

Why It’s Gay: Mapa’s gay, duh!

When It’s On: December, exact day and time TBA.

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