The Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Peak
As if being a mustachioed berry-obsessed villain with an accent and a penchant for baking pies while wearing leggings weren't gay enough, The Peculiar Purple Pie Man of Porcupine Peak upped the homo ante by regularly performing a tap dance while exclaiming "Yah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah,tah-tah-tah-tah! Cha!"
Vanity Smurf
With a pink flower bedecking his cap and a mirror perpetually in hand, this frequently "misundersmurfed smurf" will dutifully talk fashion with his best girlfriend but let’s face it: he's generally just besmurfed with himself.
Klaus Vorstein
Limp-wristed, be-scarfed, and impeccably manicured, the chipmunk’s effete enemy has an expressed fondness for Pierre Cardin socks and tends to let his bossy sister call the shots.
Carmen Sandiego
Whip-smart and librarian-hot in her fierce red trench coat, this international villain’s wanderlust isn't the only lusty thing about her.
Snagglepuss
Look at her!
Stewie
Family Guy's surly talking baby is officially out of the closet. Not as if we didn't know already. His proclivity for cross-dressing, high drama, not to mention the mother of Oedipal complexes was proof enough.
Donatello
The purple-clad Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is not just into partying and eating pizza like his compatriots. He likes art and finding the intellectual solution to problems. The turtles were named after great renaissance artists, but with Donatello's aesthetic tendencies, he might as well have been named Georgia O'keefe.
Captain Planet
Tights? Check. Abs? Check. Fag hag? Check. Scary gay face? Check.
Smithers
The Simpson's Smithers - Mr. Burn's assistant - is an out and proud gay cartoon man.
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