NY This Weekend

Testosterone Temple
Mostly Men at Splash, 50 W 17th St (btwn Fifth/Sixth Aves), 212–691–0073, splashbar.com— DJ Brett Henrichsen spins a playful set for Splash’s new night of sexy, shirtless revelers. Signature go-go hotness and hottie bar babes keep your disco stick thumping all night. 10pm; general admission varies.

Beach Ball
La Manta Raya at The RoomateGrace Hotel, 125 W 45th St (btwn Sixth Ave/Broadway), 212-380-2700, lamantarayanyc@gmail.com— The heat and the sexy swimwear is on as Amery Moultry and Roberto Buckley host DJ Cast and Claux and a diverse crowd of sexy boys getting wet ’n’ wild in the hotel’s infamous pool. Towels provided. 9pm; free.

Queenin Gout
Hey Queen! at Sugarland, 221 N Ninth St (btwn Driggs Ave/Roebling St), Williamsburg, Brooklyn, 718-599-4044, heyqueen@gmail.com— Candi Shell brings nautical realness to this dirty Williamsburg den as she captains this queer dance ship into multi-gendered seas. Amy Agony, Kitty LaKitty and Scout hunt Moby Dick with DJs Helen Harris, Conflict Diamond and Bryan Black and get frisky with go-go seamen trading $1 shots at port for frisky fun. 8pm; free before 11pm/$5 general admission.

Beyond Infinity
Rockit at Amalia, 204 W 55th St (btwn Seventh , Ave/Broadway), 212–245–1234, amalia-nyc.com— Tony Fornabaio and Brandon L. Voss’ ridiculously packed Hell’s Kitchen hoopla memorializes the weekend with ready-to-rage Hell’s Kitchen hotties and the beats of DJs Lady Bunny and Keo Nozari. An open bar till 11pm gets everyone frisky. 10pm; free.

Disco Stick
Frisky Disco at The Hose, 225 Ave B (btwn 13th/14th Sts), thehosenyc.com, 212-979-8506— If you like your dance served up with a heaping portion of debauchery, then be sure to get your freak on with the nasty cast of Ernie new dirty dance party. Learn from go-go boyfriends Brian and Victor Steele how to sling $1 Zygo energy vodka shots before earning big bucks for showing skin in a special show starring Violet Temper. Aaron Elvis spins pop trash. 10pm; free.

Bear Raid
MetroBears Summer Beach Party at View Bar, 232 Eighth Ave (@ 22nd St), 212-929-2243, metrobears.org— Give the dog days of summer the furry paw at this sexy seasonal soiree of heavy petting and hirsute hotness. Join the leaders of this pack of New York cubs and daddys for ribs and hot wings, cheap men, cheap booze and DJ Chauncey D spinning a midsummer’s night fur fantasia. 8pm–midnight; $3 for member/$5 general admission.

Summer In The City
MIchael Jackson Tribute at Atlantis, 7619 Roosevelt Ave (@ 76th St), Jackson Heights, Queens, 718-457-3939, clubatlantisnyc.com— Queens’ very own Latino Chelsea bumps to the beat of The King Of Pop as DJ Isreal spins his greatest hits. You’ll be starting something as Latin lovers show you their moonwalk. 10pm; free.

I Can See Your Pee Pee
Boys’ Night at Naked Boys Singing at New World Stages, 240 W 50 St (btwn Eighth/Ninth Aves), 646–871–1730, themenevent.com— Join TheMenEvent as these off-Broadway boys strip down to show you their instruments! As if 65 minutes of cock shots and silly show tunes weren’t enough, the cast will join their salivating audience for a quick meet and greet—complete with complimentary cocktails—before the performance. 9:45pm; $30.

Un Pleasantville
Evanston: A Rare Comedy at P.S. 122, 150 First Ave (@ E Ninth), 212-352-3101, ps122.org— From the creators of the Ted Haggard Monologues comes this bizarre black comedy about a teenage girl who disappears in suburbia and along the way encounters a suicidal transgender student, a desperate housewife and an economics professor in love with a Whole Foods clerk in Michael Yates Crowley’s new offbeat odyssey. Part of the Underground Zero Festival. 7:30pm; $15.

Poddy Mouth
Sunday Morning Mimosa at The Duplex, 61 Christopher St (@ Seventh Ave), 212-255-5438, theduplex.com— The boys—who love to dress as gals—bring the wild and wacky characters of their comedy podcast to the stage for a very special live show. Grab that cocktail and join Aunt Anita and Aunt Gina Marie for a night of tawdry fun. 9:30pm; $10.

Sweet Victory
Center Bingo at the LGBT Center, 208 W 13th St (btwn Seventh/Greenwich Aves), 212-620-7310, gaycenter.org— Lady Clover Honey grabs your balls and calls the shots in the LGBT Center’s classic night of Bingo with a $500 jackpot! 7pm–10pm; $12 in advance/$15 general admission.